X.PressiVe Imagination; Life on the Rocks-My Drink of Choice

Turns out she wanted this up here..lol why not..

Alright so this right here goes out to my homie Vedette
So today you turned 22,
Damn you old, remember when we was young and I was scared of you
I don’t know why, cuz I’ve always been like twice your size
But oddly enough I was terrified
Petrified, cuz you was a big kid
Somehow we became friends
I could laugh for days about stupid shit that we did
Remember when you would braid my hair and the time that I broke that chair
And how I probably always got on your nerves and you never seemed to care
And when Jill Scott’s “Golden” played non-stop and I couldn’t stand it
And how when I got out of line you reprimanded

Or like them times when I didn’t have school and my mom sent me to you,
Yea, those times were cool
Even though I was too old to be needing a babysitter
But you know how she is, can’t nobody reckon with her

And I still remember the time
When you gave me some nasty wine
Or my 16th birthday party,
When we was all acting retarded

We was all youthful
I miss being young to be truthful
But this is how life goes
What comes next? Only lord knows
You’re all grown now making moves and it shows
Destined to be a lawyer, gonna be nice with the prose
Wasn’t talking professiona,l but you’ll be that too
Meant prose as in contextual,
The language you’ll use

I hope you know you got my vote
Remember to always match your outfit with the briefcase you tote
Cuz you don’t want to be tacky
Always stay super clean, and I’ll be happy

I guess I’m saying I’m proud of you nonetheless
As you continue to progress, stay blessed
These words come from the left of my chest,
Since you wanted to put my skills to test,
I wrote this by your request,
And well you know the rest,
It’s getting kinda emotional,
Not me, but you know you smiling hard and all
But I was just doing my part,
Wishing you a happy birthday from the bottom of my heart.

Happy Birthday lady! HAHA
PS. Get ya life together and stop seducing men with that purple sweater, oops I mean shirt, alright I’m done I’m going to watch devil wears prada now cuz my fingers starting to hurt. That’s All.